Yay, I’m not first!
Let’s get to it, shall we? I’m late enough.
Blah blah rehash of Steven leaving.
Oh, CUTE dress on Heidi. I would have rethought the red heels and whore-red lipstick, though.
New model repick. Ooooo….
OMG, was it me or did Lauren not look happy to be picked by Jillian?
Yay, Field Trip!
Jesus, if he’s waking them up at 6am, how early does Tim have to get up in order to look so freakin’ polished? I hate him for that.
Mmm, more gratuitous half-naked Kevin. But he’s straight, remember?
Jesus FUCK, Ricky, TAKE OFF THE DAMN HAT!
Oh, look, Christian just woke up and added hairspray.
Elisa’s still a freak.
The Challenge
Product Placement From Hell — Create clothes from Hershey’s crap. Dear christ.
“All the candy you can shove into a bag.” Go, Kit.
Christian just cut his own throat.
The Workday
A bubble skirt, Ricky? Really?
Oh, Christian…. Ew. Totally boring. And Ricki’s totally right in that Christian is stuck in his own ego.
I like what Chris is doing, but that’s only from about a 2-second look at it.
Jillian’s choking. The idea is fun, but the Twizzlers are killin’ her. And she knows it.
Rami’s continuing to impress me. Love the colors, love the styling.
Elisa? Still crazy. Seriously. But it’s explained by the head injury she took. I think she’s got a good design, though, oddly.
Sweet P’s skirt is vile. I love the bodice and maybe the belt, but the skirt? It’s gotta go.
Ew. Haaaaaaate Victorya’s. Ruffles are nasty.
Pre-Runway
Jillian’s model is AWESOME. Good for her for helping. And that outfit now looks awesome. I love it.
Christian has ZERO right to say anything about ugly. Jesus. HID-JUSS.
Elisa…. Get rid of the damn sleeves, and it’d be FABULOUS.
The Runway
Ricky: Cute, but damn…. BUBBLE SKIRT?? Who are you, Angela?
Chris: Oo, I *do* love the brown.
Kit: HAWT!! LOVE!
Elisa: Would have been fabulous without the sleeves.
Kevin: OMG, AWESOME!!
Christian: EW EW EW!
Sweet P: Love the bodice, not big on the skirt.
Rami: Cute outfit. Very cute. But very busy
Jillian: That looks AWESOME on her.
Victorya: Her model looks like she’s uncomfortable and silly.
The Judging
Top Three: Rami, Jillian,Chris
Bottom Three: Elisa, Victorya, Sweet P
WINNAH!: Rami. And that’s his second win, right. Yay for Rami! It was a little busy for me, but damn, it was well done with awesome touches.
AUF’D: Elisa. I seriously thought that Sweet P was going to be done. I liked her design more than Sweet P’s, but on the plus side, LESS CRAZY!
