ElectricTangerine

Yes, I’m late. Sorry. Sad fatboy.

EPISODE 9: EVEN DESIGNERS GET THE BLUES

Victorya’s a retard. It’s not hard to remember YOUR ROOMMATE’S NAME.

Who dresses Heidi? Sometimes, she’s impeccable, sometimes she’s a tragic MESS. Tonight was one of the TRAGIC nights.

I think I know what it is about Christian that bugs the fuck out of me. He always comes across as so frickin’ disingenuous and fake. “I love you more than life”?! Whatever, you peacock.

Rami has such yummy arms. *le sigh*le swoon*le pant pant*

MAKEUP, WOMAN! YIKES!

THE CHALLENGE: Make the 501s into designer iconic clothes.
Poor Chris. This is TWO challenges that they make the fat boy run. That’s so not fair. I FEEL FOR YOU, MISTER SISTER!

Victorya, you’re SUCH a bitch! Yeah, you DO have time to stop and look! Crotch.

Ooh, no shopping. Notions donated by Levi’s. Awesome.

Ricky? Seriously? Denim lingerie?

Jesus, could Jillian be a bit more… yawn? Flat, boring, just… ugh. She’s tapioca. A pile of 80s-draped tapioca.

I could kiss Chris right now. “It’s so cute to see youth.” “Give him a bottle and send him to bed.”

LOVE Sweet P’s idea of the demin wedding dress. THat’s AWESOME. If she can pull it off, it’ll totally be amazing.

Wait — did Christian just diss on Ricky about being annoying??

Two-faced much, Christian? Snarky bitch.

I really like some of the detailing on the designers’ projects. Chris’ pocket (which needs to be finished). Rami’s zipper edging. The sewing on Ricky’s.

Sweet P is the best designer about listening to Tim. More people need to do that. Seriously. You’d think that by the fourth season, people would get that.

OMG, Victorya’s design is hideous. Yuck yuck yuck.

PRE-SHOW
This is not Martha Stewart. Jesus. Stop with the gluegun!

THere’s an awful lot of freaking out right now. There shouldn’t be this much freaking out.

RUNWAY SHOW
Okay, NOW Heidi looks fabulous. Except that hair. YUCK.

Chris - That pocket REALLY needed to be finished.
Ricky - Wow. That’s pretty damn awesome, actually. Well put together.
Sweet P - A little patchwork, but very cute.
Victorya - YUCK! Boring and unfinished-looking.
Rami - TOTALLY cute. Wow. I really like that! And that model’s hair is fabulous!
Christian - Classic Christian, but I’m not sure if I like it.
Jillian - A little over-the-top and costumey for my tastes.

JUDGING

WINNAH! Ricky! Little latin girl does GOOD! You TOTALLY deserve those tears today, chica! And if they didn’t see the ’sell it on Levis.com’ coming, they’ve never seen a single episode of this show. And OMG, Christian had the BIGGEST poopstache EVER. Suck it up, bitch-hole.

AUF’D! Victorya! Go home, hag. You suck, and you’re mean. Your designs are boring, and you’re hateful to everyone around you. I have to say that I disliked Victorya more than I dislike Christian, and really, I’m glad she’s gone.