Week Four: Now With More Bitchy
Why is there not more naked Rami? We saw shirtless Kevin, which, while nice, is irritating. Because he’s straight. Did he mention that he likes girls? He’s alllllll about the vajayjay.
Oh, JESUS. I hate that model choosing method. HATE. But really, Ricky? Build a bridge. You’ve worked with her twice. It’s not that bad.
The Challenge
Out Fashion Back In - Three looks, teams of three.
Chris, Sweet P, Steven - Shoulder pads, baggy sweater, dancewear - I love Chris. He’s awesome. And Sweet P is growing on me. Steven may be the weak link in this one, though. Though, the longer it goes, Chris is totally channeling Joan Crawford. I LOVE the palette!
Jillian, Rami, Kevin - Overalls, 70s flare, poodle skirt - Rami and Jillian work very well together, but Jillian’s so freakin’ BORING. Maybe some frickin’ inflections? And Kevin’s the weak one in this, I think. He totally needs to do some frickin’ work, honestly. And it needs to be glorious to pull him out.
Christian, Kit, Jack - Zoot suit, pleather, fringe - So full of hate at that douche Christian. What was with that ‘OH! Camera! Must be on!’ move he pulled? The way they’re working, though, they’re really turning into the best collection.
Ricky, Victorya, Elisa - Neon, cut outs, underwear as outerwear - Victorya, darling, you’re NOT the team leader. STOP trying to be. You’re coming off as a total cooch. Knock it off. She SAID she didn’t want to be team leader. She needs to GO. Slap her down, Ricky. You’re the leader. And why do you have to wear hats all the time?
Runway
DONNA FUCKING KARAN! OMG!
Team Christian - HATE the collar on Chrisitan’s. Jack’s was Maternity Baby Doll. Kit’s was a little busy, but AWESOME.
Team Chris - Chris’ dress was great, but I would rather see it without the jacket. Sweet P’s had an interesting silhouette. OH MY. Steven’s was CUTE!
Team Ricky - Ricky’s was cute. Elisa’s was…. eek. Kinda cute, but icky at the same time. Victorya’s was okay. Not a cohesive collection.
Team Jillian - Jillian’s outfit was AWESOME. Kevin’s was good. Rami’s looked INCREDIBLY Maternity Milkmaid.
Winner: Jillian, Kevin, Rami! AWESOME. I’m happy for Jillian. Now if we can teach her some emotion.
Auf’d: Chris. I expected it to be Ricky at that point, but I can understand why Chris got, as my roommate said, “Heidi’s Kiss of Death”.
December 11th, 2007 at 4:58 pm
Buah ha ha! I pegged Chris as channelling Joan Crawford too! Great minds think alike. Totally agree with you about Elisa’s creation. Kind of cute, kind of icky at the same time. Ditto for Maternity Milkmaid. *laugh* He could run put that one on J-Lo real quick, that might earn him some “chic cache” points for it, but anybody who’s -not- currently expecting twins wouldn’t be so fond of that, I’m thinkin’. I loved Kit’s design the best. She is made of win. Naturally the fact that I now like her means she’ll be Auf’d next episode. See: Chris.