Week Five: Maybe this one will have a name
Oh hell….
OH LOOK! REAL WOMEN who have lost a lot of weight and need new looks! Most of these women have lost more weight than Christian weighs.
Oh, and speaking of Princess Bitch-hole, get OVER yourself. Seriously.
Tracy, Elisa’s model, looked PETRIFIED. Probably the smartest idea, Tracy.
Oh, my, Chris. That’s awesome. Go you. Nice good-bye note.
Victorya? You’re a total fucking bitch. Die in a fucking fire. Not everyone is a fucking size 0, you twat. HATE you more than I hate CHristian.
Good for Kevin. That is the right attitude.
Poor Steven. Eesh. A wedding dress? Really?
$10. TEN DOLLARS?? Really? Good christ.
Oh, Jack… Honey… You poor thing. Such potential. Cut so short. 
GO RICKY! That was hysterical! HEE! Nice heels. 
What?! They brought Chris back?? Wow…. Holy crap. Enjoy the all-nighter, Chris! 
Holy god, I love what they’re doing already. Kit’s is awesome. Rami’s looks fun. I hate Christian. Seriously. A lot. Nice start, Steven. Hate what Victorya’s got going.
[Sidebar: I’ve noticed that the more I hate the designer, the more I hate their designs, like they’re putting their offensiveness into their outfits. I should probably watch that.]
BAHAHA! Nice! Steve just made TIM GUNN blush?! That ROCKS!!
Hmmmmm… Not so sure about the sash, Chris. CUTE outfit, but the sash might be a little much.
YAY! Ricky cried! And really, that outfit looks AWESOME from behind.
Glue, Steven? Really? Oh, honey… Though, I was shocked that everyone else pitched in.
THE RUNWAY
Oh, Heidi… What is THAT mess?? You’re really not Bo Derek.
Did Ricky just totally flirt with that guest judge?
Sweet P: Oooo,that’s not bad, actually.
Jillian: Hm… Not sure if I like it or not.
Ricky: LOVE IT! So hot!! So very hot!
Chris: Oooh… Hm, too much with the sash. Get rid of it and the outfit is AWESOME.
Christian: YUCK. THose cap sleeves are vile.
Victorya: Oh my. That’s… Wow.
Elisa: That’s kinda hot, actually. She looks comfortable and it works for her.
Kit: Cute silhouette, but I’m not sure about the color, honestly.
Kevin: OH MY GOD! That looks AWESOME! GREAT outfit!
Steven: Maid look. She looks like she loves it, though.
Rami: ADORABLE! Love the skirt! Love the top! NICE!
I think that Jillian shouldn’t be in the top 3, simply because she didn’t follow the rules. It was beautiful, but she used nothing from the original outfit except the piping.
WINNER: Christian. Ugh. It so totally SHOULD have been Kevin. Jesus. Yuck. The judges are insane. Seriously.
AUF’D: Steven. I understand why they did it, but really, Steven showed skills, whereas Elisa just showed us CRAZY. They focused on him an awful lot this episode. You go, Greta Garbo.
