Why am I always first?
Holy bitchiness. SO MUCH BITCHINESS! LOTS of thoughts back here.
Yeah, why *couldn’t* they have sent Christian home?
OMG, Heidi’s on Star Trek! And yay, field trip!
Why do designers feel it necessary to look like idiots?
Kevin looks like he wants to suck him off. Because *damn*.
OMG, MENSWEAR?! Holy shitski.
Ugh. Die, Christian. DIE!
Aw, poor muffins… No menswear experience? Tough shit. Make it work, bitches!
Oooh, good references, Kit. TV chops help.
We’re 8 minutes in and Ricky hasn’t started crying yet.
CHRISTIAN! STOP TALKING! Jesus *fuck*, stop ASKING every sentence!
I’m really starting to like Jack. And HEE! NAKED in the workroom! 
Oh, Sweet P’s a mess.
No a pimp’s hat, Steven. It’s a Quentin Crisp hat.
Chris? Most people on the show are self-taught.
Oooh, time for the HAWT MODELS! And OMG, I needs me some ALONE time….
Oh, SHUT UP, you homophobic asshole. God, I hate Kevin. SO MUCH.
Oh, god, Elisa. Build a bridge. Get over yourself. Jesus.
Holy crap, the freakout level just skyrocketed.
Ooh, Tim’s ‘Gather around’ is never a good thing. See? The judge’s wife. She’s gonna be a bitch about it.
Kevin has stupid facial hair. That’s totally enough to hate him for.
Oh, Jack… Don’t fuck this up. You need to stay. Seriously.
Pink, Kevin? Really??
Good christ, why is Jack carrying Christian around everywhere?
OMG, so much panic…. So much fabulous panic….
Runway
Jillian - Cute-ish. Like the shirt
Oh, Carmen…. Yucky….
Chrisitan- Ew ew ew
Kit - Enh. Boring, but it looks good together.
Rami - Too casual. The ass looks BAD.
Sweet P - Um… Pants are okay, shirt is VILE.
Steven - Not bad, actually, except for that ascot thing.
Victorya - Not terrible, honestly.
Kevin - OMG, yucky. It looks like it’s REALLY not vinished, and he doesn’t look like he can walk.
Chris - Not terrible.
Jack - You really should have made the vest, but it looks AWESOME. I love the positive/negative between the shirt and pants.
Ricky - Hm. Nice lining, decent look.
Elisa - Wow. I’m kind of surprised by that. It looks good.
Judging
Fleece on Kit’s? Wow. That surprised me, and it’s nice lookin’.
Jack’s looks AWESOME.
See, Kevin? You big douche.
*sigh* Carmen, that’s bad. You do have the skills, and they know that. Let’s hope they understand that.
IN
JACK! YAY!!!
AUF’D
*sigh* Carmen. There was so much potential. And NOW Ricky starts crying. Goodbye, Carmen, you’ll be missed. You were good while you had the time.
NEXT WEEK: Oh god, another team challenge. Those poor bastards. And Ricky and Victorya GET INTO IT! YAY! Bitchfight!
