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Therefore, this all gets hidden. OMG OMG OMG.

PRE-SHOW
Ricky — ENOUGH with the damn HATS! Jesus, Master Haberdasher.
Sweet P — Honey, you look dowdy.
Another icon? Ugh. Oh wait. SARAH JESSICA PARKER?! Holy POOP!
Chris. You’re not Ricky. Stop crying.
$15 to make a $40 retail outfit? Daaaaaaamn….
It’s SPORTSwear, Christian. A dress? Really? Die in a fire.
RICKY! OMG, STOP CRYING! I swear to christ, I feel like Tom Hanks in A League of Their Own right now!
HATE Kevin’s facial hair. HATE HATE HATE!

SJP CHATTING

• Let’s go, Jack. But, um, queeny, much?
• Relax, Chris. RELAX! You’re completely freakin’ out!
• You’ve lost her, Elisa, because, uh, you’re made of CRAZY!!
• Kevin just TOTALLY dissed her! You do NOT diss Miss Sarah Jessica Parker! OMG, death, you freak!
• Oh, Kit, I kinda like that. Very cute.
• No, Ricky. No no no.
• Victoya? Ew.
• Marion — um, yuck.
• Steve — Kinda nice
• Rami — um, not so much…
• Carmen — Not terrible. Not bad.

So. SJP and I have so very much different taste. We’ll see how the screaming flames happen.
TEAMS
Elisa and Sweet P
Kit and Chris
Victorya and Kevin
Marion and Steven
Ricky and Jack
Christian and Carmen
Rami and Jillian

CONSTRUCTION

• Christian is going to make me want to stab him RIGHT in his head. Bitch, *please*.
• Marion and Steve are kind of… boring together. Steve’s kind of freaking out, and that’s bad.
• And I REALLY hate Elisa. And so does Sweet P. WTF is ‘polymorphic’?! Shut UP about it! Spit mark?? YUCK!
• OMG, Ricky… she’s a MESS! Stop CRYING!!
• Team Hair (Christian and Carmen) — I have such mixed feelings. I like Carmen, but Christian…. ugh. And, um, stop saying ‘FIERCE’, you screaming little queen…
• Victorya and Kevin — Very cute. I like it, surprisingly.

Good lord, there’s a lot of black and grey going on. Color, people. COLOR!

RUNWAY SHOW
Oh, Michael’s looking oooooooold. ANd ‘Hola’, Nina? I realize that you’re from Columbia, but damn.

Kit and Chris - Kinda cute, really. Love the collar, love the tights
Elisa and Sweet P - LOVE that color, kind of a cute look, shockingly.
Rami and Jillian - Enh. Boring
Marion and Steven - Um… She needed a tomahawk with that burlap Indian dress.
Victorya and Kevin - Um…. Good palette, kind of messy. Love the back, though.
Christian and Carmen - Uhhhhh…. Good hem, yucky jacket
Ricky and Jack - CUTE! Great color, very good look!

“One or more of you will be out”?? Ooooo….

Top:
Victorya and Kevin
Elisa and Sweet P

Bottom:
Marion and Steve
Christian and Carmen

Damn, I hate when they ask the designers who should go home. Eesh. Always so dramatic, especially this early in the competition.

WINNAH: Victorya! Wow, kind of a shock for me, but YAY for her!
AUF’D: Marion. *sigh* I so badly wanted it to be Christian. Marion had potential, and he didn’t leave a nasty scum of icky on my brain. He’s a boutique owner, not a designer.

And I can’t WAIT until next week!